Published inCurious·Jan 9, 2021The Strange Grief of a Lost YearI wanted to write something about the anniversary of my friend dying, but I genuinely didn’t know what to say. It’s been 6 years since I discovered my friend and roommate dead in the apartment we shared and through the pandemic, I have found myself missing her in the strangest…Grief3 min readGrief3 min read
Jan 9, 2020On Anniversaries and DeathIt has been 5 years since I found my best friend and roommate dead in our apartment. It is strange typing this sentence out, but maybe not for the reasons that would seem readily apparent to an outsider. Obviously no one wants to find a loved one dead in the…Death4 min readDeath4 min read
Published inHuman Parts·Jan 9, 2019Member-onlyThe Algorithm Doesn’t Know My Friend Is DeadHer ghostly presence on social media helps me mourn — Do you have LinkedIn? I do. I don’t know why I have it. Does anyone use it? Has anyone been like, “Thank God I have LinkedIn! It 100% impacted my life in a positive way!” I seriously doubt that has ever been uttered, but I have it and it sends…Social Media4 min readSocial Media4 min read
Oct 22, 2018Letter to Newly Dead And Very Famous Musician From Heaven’s Talent BookerDear very famous and now dead mega star, Welcome to heaven! It’s real! Pretty cool, right? Rest assured as one of Earth’s top musical acts you’ll enjoy the Premier Heavenly Experience. We base this on how many lives you touched, how much art you put forward that enriched the world…Music3 min readMusic3 min read
Sep 5, 2018NIKE PANIC!With NIKE stocks (socks?! LOL) plummeting and righteous anger perfectly placed there is no time to waste in getting the crazy, wild, and somehow true story of the events of Sept. 3rd, 2018 up onto the big screen. With a few backers already on board, plus James Woods signed on…Nike2 min readNike2 min read
Aug 28, 2018An Email From Louis CKHi Dumb-dumbs, Yeah it’s me, Louis CK. Wow an email, who even uses email anymore? My kids get mad when I send them emails, isn’t that weird? To be mad about an email? It’s so harmless, but I guess that is silly too, why do I care about email? I…Comedy3 min readComedy3 min read
